Awards!

Yes that's right, I've decided to show up the Oscars with my very own awards ceremony. The only problem being that I haven't yet been able to see The Social Network or others such as Of Gods And Men or The Kids Are Alright... So instead I shall shamelessly rip off the Kermode awards and only have winners that haven't been nominated for an Oscar for that particular film, except with the additional caveat of being lucky enough to have been seen by me. So here goes!

Best Actress
Honourable mentions:
Chloe Moretz, Kick-Ass
Marion Cotillard, Inception

Winner:
Noomi Rapace, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (well, everyone else seems to be pretending it came out last year...)

Best Actor
Honourable mentions:
Tom Hardy, Inception
Tahar Rahim, A Prophet

Winner:
Casey Affleck, The Killer Inside Me

Best Director
Honourable mentions:
Martin Scorsese, Shutter Island
Jacques Audiard, A Prophet

Winner:
Christopher Nolan, Inception

Best Film
Honourable mentions:
Shutter Island
Kick-Ass

Winner:
A Prophet

Biggest Pile Of Dogshit Masquerading As A Film:
Sex And The City 2

Well, there we have it, 2010 in the films I've seen, that haven't been nominated. Perhaps I shall do a proper one of everything if I see the outstanding films soon enough, but I wouldn't get my hopes up...